Marky Mark, Won’t You Please Come Back?
Dear Mr. Wahlberg:
As you probably know, you have a new movie out today. It’s called Max Payne and from what I can tell, you play a zombie policeman. In your last movie, The Happening, you played a science teacher scared of trees. The one before that was called We Own the Night. Your character got shot in the face. It’s been hard watching you humbled.
It doesn’t have to be this way. You can turn things around. Start by leaving the acting to your brother Donnie.
Just the other night, I was doing some late night channel surfing when Donnie’s Miami gangster flick Kings of South Beach came on. He’s soooo gritty in it. Let him be the thespian Wahlberg. What you need to do is get back in touch with an old friend — someone the American public used to love. In fact, they loved him so much that he had [...]
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